1 00:00:00,046 --> 00:00:01,015 ... Generation Q... 2 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,600 I'd like another chance to get better at this. 3 00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:05,005 My mom died. 4 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:08,213 I can't do anything that's too real right now. 5 00:00:08,238 --> 00:00:09,835 God, I love you. 6 00:00:10,503 --> 00:00:12,760 Call me when that heart heals. I'll come running. 7 00:00:12,785 --> 00:00:15,753 Let's just cancel the finale. It's not fucking worth it. 8 00:00:15,778 --> 00:00:17,936 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna make a fucking show. 9 00:00:18,093 --> 00:00:19,985 Piddles! 10 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:22,285 My cat is stuck in a tree. 11 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:24,116 - Hi, Alice. - Thank you very much, 12 00:00:24,140 --> 00:00:26,785 everybody, present company excluded. 13 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:28,250 That's the guy, that's her ex. 14 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:30,115 Hey! Get away from my daughter! 15 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:32,670 Can you believe how wrong they all are about the situation? 16 00:00:32,695 --> 00:00:33,495 They're right. 17 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,110 He has all the power. 18 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:36,990 I still really want to be friends. 19 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:39,830 I'm still in love with you. So, no dice for now. 20 00:00:39,949 --> 00:00:42,430 Why do you get to make up all the rules? 21 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:44,334 You get to fuck whoever you want. 22 00:00:44,359 --> 00:00:45,989 I can't do this anymore. 23 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:49,960 - "I am grateful for my donor." - Donor for what? 24 00:00:50,335 --> 00:00:51,135 - Baby. - Baby. 25 00:00:52,695 --> 00:00:54,226 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 26 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,250 Same. 27 00:00:55,929 --> 00:00:58,245 - I love you. - I love you, too. 28 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:13,820 We got the cake right here, Alice. 29 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:15,496 - Oh, great, thanks so much. - You want it in the fridge? 30 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,286 Um, yeah, the walk-in fridge will be great. 31 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:18,496 - I did it, I got the cake. - You want these on the tables? 32 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:19,916 I don't know about weddings. 33 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:21,660 Don't ask me questions. 34 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:23,676 - Two hours till guests arrive. - Thanks. Why am I doing this? 35 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,023 Where is the wedding planner? 36 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:32,176 - Tristan for Kimmy? - Go for Kimmy, go for Kimmy. 37 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,226 Can you come to the garden? 38 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:34,840 No, I can't, I'm reading emails. 39 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:41,185 - Hi, there. - Hi. 40 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:42,686 This is actually empty, but if you want to go 41 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:44,356 just across the property, there's another bathroom 42 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:46,356 just past the big tree, keep walking, you can't miss it. 43 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:47,480 That's a pretty dress. 44 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,076 - Beautiful. - Yeah. Nice color. 45 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,190 Bye-bye. 46 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:51,400 Okay, clear. 47 00:01:57,052 --> 00:01:58,300 Oh, fuck. 48 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:06,000 Oh, my God, you're so hot. 49 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,640 Oh, God. Don't look at me. 50 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:11,556 Sorry I'm wearing hippie deodorant. 51 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:14,910 Oh, fuck. 52 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:28,690 Did you, um, put the favors 53 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:31,036 in the center of the table, like right there by the entrance? 54 00:02:31,061 --> 00:02:32,495 - Yeah. - You know, I 55 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,448 just want to make sure everybody knows to grab them 56 00:02:34,472 --> 00:02:36,400 - when they're walking out. - They'll know. 57 00:02:36,425 --> 00:02:37,706 Do you think the heat is on in here? 58 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:38,730 It's like so hot. 59 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,280 Does this open? 60 00:02:40,558 --> 00:02:41,778 There's no latch. 61 00:02:42,001 --> 00:02:45,740 Oh, my God, it doesn't open. I'm hot. Are you hot? 62 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:48,636 You think maybe it's possible that you're having a hot flash? 63 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:52,040 Ugh, what? No. I can't be. 64 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,920 I-I think the heat's on in there. 65 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,516 Here, come get a glass of water. 66 00:02:55,540 --> 00:02:56,760 No, I... 67 00:02:56,968 --> 00:03:00,513 - I'm done with all that, right? - Happy wedding day. 68 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:03,460 - Wow, you look amazing. - Really? Thanks. 69 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,026 Yeah, I thought so, too. I couldn't decide on a dress, but... 70 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:07,276 Oh, I can see that. 71 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:08,740 - So you got a twofer. - I did. 72 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,440 Um, listen, good news. 73 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,232 The cake... has arrived. 74 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:15,285 It is here. My job is done. 75 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:16,406 Thanks for handling that. 76 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,882 - Yeah. - And the booze. 77 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:20,284 The... ? 78 00:03:20,309 --> 00:03:22,586 You were responsible for the cake and the booze. 79 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:23,870 - Cake and the booze, I know. - Yeah. 80 00:03:23,895 --> 00:03:25,825 Tina, I almost finished your sentence. 81 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:27,546 The cake and booze. I've been saying it all week. 82 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:29,126 Ugh, I'm burning up. 83 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:30,586 Oh, my God. I'm burning up. 84 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,410 The heat's on in here. I just know it. 85 00:03:32,665 --> 00:03:34,805 Can you see my sweat... 86 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:36,176 - through this shirt? - You know what? 87 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,846 - Why don't we... - This is a nightmare. 88 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:39,346 Come on, let's go find a place for you to cool off. 89 00:03:39,370 --> 00:03:40,976 Good idea. I think the walls in here... 90 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,475 It's gonna be such a great day. 91 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,856 ... are just starting to close in. 92 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,640 I-I saw an ice machine down the hall. 93 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:47,359 I have a better idea. 94 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:49,470 Fuck me. Okay... 95 00:03:49,599 --> 00:03:52,569 Oh, my God. How am I... ? 96 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,840 Hi. Oh, hi. 97 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:55,010 - How are you? - Great. 98 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,690 - What? - Bad news. 99 00:03:56,890 --> 00:03:58,610 - Already? - Yeah. No alcohol. 100 00:03:58,925 --> 00:04:00,365 Wasn't that your job? 101 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:02,510 Yeah, but... Actually, why wasn't it your job? 102 00:04:02,681 --> 00:04:05,050 - You own a bar. - Because I did their hair. 103 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,950 - Well, that's true, I guess. - Yeah. 104 00:04:07,285 --> 00:04:08,415 - Hey. - Hey. 105 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,836 - Hi. - Hi to you. 106 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:11,250 - Hello to you. - Yeah. 107 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:13,006 Uh, thank you so much for your help back there. 108 00:04:13,030 --> 00:04:14,346 - Absolutely. - Oh, yeah. 109 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:16,006 I mean, I'm a Capricorn moon, so... 110 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:17,660 - I love to serve. - Oh, yeah. 111 00:04:17,685 --> 00:04:19,050 - Pragmatic. - Absolutely. 112 00:04:19,075 --> 00:04:20,635 - You might want to... - Oh, fuck. 113 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,260 - That's, uh... - Anyway, I want to 114 00:04:22,290 --> 00:04:24,266 - double-check with that. - Sorry, hold on. Yeah, yeah? 115 00:04:24,290 --> 00:04:25,936 The fucking roses keep stabbing me. 116 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,186 Okay, there's no need to pop an attitude, Tristan. 117 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:28,890 - Busy? - I wasn't the one who was 118 00:04:28,915 --> 00:04:30,356 supposed to de-thorn the roses. Okay, you know what? 119 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:32,856 - I'm coming, I'm coming. - Yeah, come now. 120 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,525 Just keep coming all day. Uh-huh. Yep. 121 00:04:35,550 --> 00:04:39,020 So you did the hair and you did the wedding planner. 122 00:04:41,206 --> 00:04:43,205 Okay. I hate to tell you this. 123 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:44,536 - What? - We have to call Tess. 124 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,046 I don't think so, I haven't spoken to her since she threw 125 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,506 a bottle at my fucking head. 126 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:50,376 Okay. It is Bette and Tina's wedding day. 127 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,675 There is no champagne for the toast. 128 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:54,885 There is no Aperol for an Aperol spritz. 129 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:58,257 Shane, you got to call her, I'm sorry. 130 00:05:15,893 --> 00:05:17,363 Oh, my God. 131 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:28,545 Hey. 132 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:30,330 - Hi. - I was hoping that was you. 133 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:31,910 Yeah... 134 00:05:33,705 --> 00:05:36,780 You, uh... You got to come over to see the new place. 135 00:05:36,805 --> 00:05:38,120 I would love that. 136 00:05:38,385 --> 00:05:39,385 - Yeah? - Yes. 137 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:40,540 It's a sublet. 138 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,925 Because I don't know about school yet, so it's not perfect. 139 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:44,233 That's okay. 140 00:05:44,258 --> 00:05:46,610 Like you got to clap before you go into the bathroom 141 00:05:46,635 --> 00:05:49,475 because there's... So the roaches scatter. 142 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:50,896 You're-you're joking, right? 143 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,776 No. And the stove doesn't work. 144 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,909 - How are you gonna eat, sweetie? - It's gonna be great. 145 00:05:54,934 --> 00:05:56,696 I'm gonna go get my toaster from Sophie's. 146 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:00,535 It's a good one, multifunctional. I don't have any furniture really. 147 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,650 - It's kind of bare bones in there. - I don't have any... 148 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:07,535 - I have to get all new stuff. - Oh, no. You're sad. I'm sorry. 149 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,450 Hey. You okay? 150 00:06:09,475 --> 00:06:11,876 Ugh, I just can't believe that this is my life right now. 151 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,660 Okay, well, fuck Shane. 152 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:16,224 You don't have to say that, I know that you love her. 153 00:06:16,249 --> 00:06:18,629 No, I don't, I love you. 154 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:19,990 Come here. 155 00:06:20,082 --> 00:06:21,882 You're so cute. 156 00:06:22,335 --> 00:06:24,925 You want to come stay at mine for a while? 157 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:27,306 Mm, no, the roaches were not a good selling point. No. 158 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,319 But I'm gonna be there. 159 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,407 Oh. Um... It's Shane. 160 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:41,660 Basically, they told you they love you 161 00:06:41,685 --> 00:06:43,655 and you ghosted them. 162 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:47,706 Oh. Look at that, the flower budget very high, huh? 163 00:06:47,731 --> 00:06:49,665 - Yeah. It's really good. - How the hell did they 164 00:06:49,690 --> 00:06:50,956 pull this big-ass wedding off? 165 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:52,340 Well, everybody did something. 166 00:06:52,365 --> 00:06:53,665 - Oh. - I found the place. 167 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:55,160 - You did? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 168 00:06:55,243 --> 00:06:56,716 I know the family who owns the property. 169 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:57,740 Oh, who owns it? 170 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:58,870 - Okay, so... - D-Bag! 171 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,610 Hi, babe! 172 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:01,886 Hi. 173 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:02,990 Yeah, that makes sense. 174 00:07:03,015 --> 00:07:04,275 Oh. 175 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,096 - Damn, Soph, you look hot. - Doesn't she? 176 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,136 Good. I'm trying to get laid tonight, so... 177 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,855 Oh, shit. There's Alice. Hide me, hide me, hide me. 178 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,766 - Hide me, hide me. - She's not gonna fire you. 179 00:07:12,790 --> 00:07:14,646 Well, she hasn't spoken to me in, like, two weeks. 180 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:18,315 - You're on hiatus. - I aired the finale without her. 181 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:21,913 - And you fucking crushed it, okay? - I did. I did do that, didn't I? 182 00:07:21,938 --> 00:07:23,826 - You did. - If she does fire you, 183 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:26,034 I can get you a gig as an adventure guide in Costa Rica. 184 00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:27,825 - It's a fucking blast. - Oh, my God. 185 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:30,205 You're so funny. Thank you. 186 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:32,110 - Yeah. - Okay, you know what? 187 00:07:32,135 --> 00:07:33,706 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Do it. 188 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:35,210 - Wish me luck. - Mm-hmm. 189 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,990 - Go get 'em. - Going. 190 00:07:37,365 --> 00:07:38,805 Let's get something to drink. 191 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:41,176 - Oh, there's, uh, no booze here. - There's no booze? 192 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,321 No, but, uh... 193 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,891 I got molly. 194 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,886 Oh, uh, no. No, no, molly doesn't work on me. 195 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:53,404 Oh, well, no harm in trying. Come on. 196 00:07:53,845 --> 00:07:56,550 - Why are you like this? - You'll love it. Do it. 197 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:00,220 - Mmm. - That's nasty. 198 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:01,600 Ugh. 199 00:08:01,975 --> 00:08:03,365 Give me that. Please? 200 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:04,866 - Sorry. - I'm going, I'm going. 201 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:06,360 I want to spit it out. Ugh. 202 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,490 Ugh. 203 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,700 Let's party. 204 00:08:15,725 --> 00:08:19,489 Mm, this feels amazing. Oh, my God. 205 00:08:19,903 --> 00:08:23,135 Wow, I got to hand it to you. 206 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,694 The walk-in fridge, good idea. That was brilliant. 207 00:08:26,719 --> 00:08:30,056 Oh, good. My next plan was to put a fan next to the ice sculpture, 208 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,880 like DIY a whole air conditioner, or something. 209 00:08:33,165 --> 00:08:36,070 This is working. Yeah, I feel better already. 210 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,720 Good. 211 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:41,545 - Am I being a monster? - No, no. 212 00:08:41,612 --> 00:08:43,082 I wouldn't use that word. 213 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:45,600 You just seem... stressed. 214 00:08:45,794 --> 00:08:47,196 We-we didn't have a big wedding before. 215 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,230 I know. 216 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:51,230 - We just went to the courthouse. - Yeah, that was fun, too. 217 00:08:51,383 --> 00:08:52,893 But our friends were pissed. 218 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:55,035 - It's not about them. - It is. 219 00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:58,530 They have been on this very long journey with us. 220 00:08:59,063 --> 00:09:02,254 And I want them to see us happy, like this. 221 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:06,965 Okay, when you put it that way, yes. Yes, I want that for them, too. 222 00:09:07,165 --> 00:09:09,500 Good. 223 00:09:09,525 --> 00:09:11,345 - You ready? - Yeah. 224 00:09:11,525 --> 00:09:13,405 I am very ready. 225 00:09:15,928 --> 00:09:17,178 Come on. 226 00:09:21,263 --> 00:09:23,190 Let me... 227 00:09:23,215 --> 00:09:24,922 This handle. 228 00:09:25,446 --> 00:09:27,365 Let me just... Oh! 229 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:28,790 - Oh, shit. Oh, my God. - Oh, no. 230 00:09:28,815 --> 00:09:30,075 Oh, my God, no. 231 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,536 Oh, here, you know what? I got it, I got it. 232 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,406 - Oh, shit. Okay. - I'm just gonna put... first, 233 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:34,880 let's just... 234 00:09:34,905 --> 00:09:36,375 Oh, fuck. Okay. 235 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,875 Wait, turn it, turn it... Like punch it again. 236 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,456 - Oh, my God. - Oh, it's in. 237 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,086 - It's in, it's gonna open. - Nope. 238 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:42,910 Shit. 239 00:09:43,285 --> 00:09:45,560 - Hello? - Hey, we're in here! 240 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,585 Hello? 241 00:09:52,844 --> 00:09:54,935 Thank God for Tess. Um, question. 242 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,016 There's like a lot of tequila, right? It's not just one? 243 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,516 Okay, 'cause it's like a hundred people. 244 00:09:58,547 --> 00:09:59,690 - Hey, Alice. - You can go over there. 245 00:09:59,715 --> 00:10:00,855 Thank you. 246 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,935 - Hi. - Ugh. 247 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,820 Hi, Alice. I know you can hear me. 248 00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:06,525 - Oh, my God. - Hi. 249 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:10,696 I... didn't hear you, Sophie. That's... I... It's like a wedding 250 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,790 - and it's loud and it's... - Okay, listen. 251 00:10:12,815 --> 00:10:14,405 I know you've been avoiding me 252 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,500 and if I did a shit job with the show, you can tell me. 253 00:10:16,525 --> 00:10:19,090 - Really, it's fine. - All right, let's talk about it, Sophie. 254 00:10:19,115 --> 00:10:23,160 Let's just lay it all out. By the... cheese. 255 00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:29,430 Um, the network called me. And they loved the finale. 256 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:33,992 They want to promote you, Sophie. Next season. 257 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,182 - What? - Do you see your face? 258 00:10:36,207 --> 00:10:38,686 Do you see the shock that you're feeling? Can you imagine me? 259 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:41,550 When I picked up the phone and I was like, "Uh... " 260 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,310 It was like that times a hundred, but yet here we are. 261 00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:47,815 Yeah, okay, I get that you're still pissed about me 262 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,880 - airing the show without you. - It wasn't my favorite. 263 00:10:49,905 --> 00:10:51,575 But I'm glad it was a success 264 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,900 because I would never want to let you down. 265 00:10:57,363 --> 00:10:59,413 That's a really nice way to put it. 266 00:11:00,888 --> 00:11:03,701 - So... - So... ? 267 00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,200 Are we good? 268 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,330 Yeah, we're... Yeah, we're good. 269 00:11:10,355 --> 00:11:13,210 Just was getting really used to being mad at you. 270 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,412 Oh, this is great. 271 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,799 I was just so worried I was gonna have to spend... 272 00:11:17,824 --> 00:11:19,270 - Alice! - Oh, my God! Shut up! 273 00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:22,320 This entire wedding drinking my feelings, you know? 274 00:11:22,345 --> 00:11:25,985 But now I can just focus on having fun 275 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:29,275 and getting fucked, you know? Getting laid... 276 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:33,440 Oh, now I'm just talking to myself. Great. 277 00:11:33,465 --> 00:11:35,946 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I was listening. 278 00:11:36,543 --> 00:11:42,130 Oh... Um... well, woof, I'm just embarrassed. 279 00:11:42,163 --> 00:11:45,588 No, no. No, actually, weddings are great places to get laid. 280 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:50,290 - So, I think your goal is achievable. - Oh. Do you? 281 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,631 Pippa Pascal. 282 00:11:54,132 --> 00:11:55,762 Sophie Suarez. 283 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,630 - Hey, Soph. Hi. - Hi. 284 00:11:58,244 --> 00:12:00,830 - You look great. Wow. - Thanks. 285 00:12:00,855 --> 00:12:03,564 - Good luck. - What? Uh... 286 00:12:03,664 --> 00:12:07,899 - Oh, shit, were you two like... - No. 287 00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:10,830 Okay, real quick, um, I'm gonna need my toaster back. 288 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,504 - What toaster? - The toaster in the bungalow. 289 00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:15,330 - That's not your toaster. - Yes, it is. 290 00:12:15,355 --> 00:12:17,575 - No, it isn't. - Yes, it is. I picked it out. 291 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,070 And I paid for it. 292 00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:21,257 No, we-we split it. 293 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,916 Okay, then why don't you just get your own damn toaster? 294 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:25,286 Because I want my toaster. 295 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:27,150 - Okay. - Look, this is what I'm-a do. 296 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:30,521 I'm gonna send you my new address. You do the right thing 297 00:12:30,546 --> 00:12:32,386 and you're gonna drop it off at your earliest convenience. 298 00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:33,796 - Oh, am I? - Or I'll pick it up. 299 00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:37,454 You know, either way. 300 00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:49,570 Ooh, you know what? I like "Rafael." 301 00:12:49,595 --> 00:12:50,735 Ooh, "Raph" for short? 302 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,526 I was thinking something more androgynous. 303 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:54,816 You know, I had a Postmate the other day named Orion, so... 304 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,945 You want our kid to be named after a Postmates guy? 305 00:12:58,977 --> 00:13:01,617 - I mean, the food was on time. - You're ridiculous. 306 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,448 Here you go, little fella. 307 00:13:03,473 --> 00:13:06,560 You do realize it's not a baby yet, right? 308 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,095 Well, I mean, it will be. 309 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,336 Eventually. Can you, can you believe that? 310 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,010 - What? - It goes from a canister 311 00:13:12,035 --> 00:13:14,215 - to a baby in nine months. - No shit. 312 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,386 And, well, technically ten with the gestation, 313 00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:17,885 - give or take. - You know, 314 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,910 I keep having these little daydream moments 315 00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:22,550 - of all of us together. - Same. Oh, my God, 316 00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:25,110 I can totally picture us in the kitchen baking Christmas cookies. 317 00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:26,555 - Oh, I know. - Making a mess. 318 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:28,396 I, like, want to give them little baths. 319 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:31,810 - Oh, me, too. Their little tummies. - Oh, my God, yes. 320 00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:36,479 - Here we go. - Okay. Ooh, the big reveal. 321 00:13:36,504 --> 00:13:38,366 - It's finally happening. - Here we go. 322 00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:39,406 Come on. Almost there. 323 00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:41,365 - Ooh. - Dad's coming. 324 00:13:42,086 --> 00:13:43,575 Oh, my God, it's a magic show. 325 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,610 Ta-da! 326 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:46,955 Oh, my God. 327 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:48,740 We're really doing this. 328 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,491 - There you are. - Oh. Moment of truth. 329 00:13:51,516 --> 00:13:53,045 - Oh. - Huh. 330 00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:57,540 - It's, uh, it's blue. - We really paid $700 for that? 331 00:13:57,638 --> 00:13:58,898 Is there enough? 332 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:01,135 Honestly? I don't think so. 333 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,675 - You want to warm it up? - Yeah. 334 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,130 We have to. 335 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:05,766 - Here you go. - Thank you. 336 00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:07,817 - Got it? Okay. - Yep. 337 00:14:07,842 --> 00:14:09,802 It looks like Gatorade. 338 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:14,227 - Let's see what we got. - Oh, love instructions. 339 00:14:14,328 --> 00:14:17,800 - What else is in here? - How many pages are these? 340 00:14:18,038 --> 00:14:20,551 - Insemination syringes. - Okay... 341 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:23,745 Oh, what is that? 342 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:26,258 - Catheter. - Okay. 343 00:14:27,315 --> 00:14:29,455 This is a lot of stuff. 344 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,955 Like this thing. 345 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:32,950 What is this even for? 346 00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,229 Josh, take that cart to the back. 347 00:14:52,254 --> 00:14:54,360 Go clean it and make sure that the other bar is stocked. 348 00:14:54,385 --> 00:14:56,345 - No problem. - Thank you. 349 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:00,755 Hi. 350 00:15:02,743 --> 00:15:04,858 Hi. 351 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:07,915 I'm sorry you had to come and do this last-minute. 352 00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:11,090 Don't be. I'm happy to help. 353 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,249 - Can I get you a beer or something? - Okay. 354 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,937 Thank you. 355 00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:22,095 You don't have to worry. 356 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,182 I won't throw it at you. 357 00:15:26,463 --> 00:15:29,500 You promise? 358 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:32,505 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 359 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,010 I mean, we can both be adults for the night, right? 360 00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:37,695 Yeah, I think we can. 361 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,026 Has anyone seen Bette and Tina? 362 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:41,690 Shane, it's showtime. Let's go. 363 00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,425 You clean up nice. 364 00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:47,129 You always clean up nice. 365 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,070 - Shane? - I should go. 366 00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:50,650 I'll see ya out there. 367 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,016 That's my kind of girl. 368 00:16:15,203 --> 00:16:18,673 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. 369 00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:21,190 Well, you look like my kind of guy. 370 00:16:36,842 --> 00:16:39,472 All right, come on. 371 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,881 Oh. That's not what I want. 372 00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,021 What do you want? 373 00:16:49,014 --> 00:16:50,920 I want your coke. 374 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:55,965 Fuck. It's that obvious? 375 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:58,526 I mean, I'm a girl who knows what she wants. 376 00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,565 All right, all right. Okay. 377 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,905 - Yeah? - Hell yeah. Let's fucking party. 378 00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:08,285 All right, let's get this... 379 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:11,383 - You ever done this before? - A few times. 380 00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:12,915 Okay. 381 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,090 God, I'm freezing. 382 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,951 Aren't you? 383 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:37,090 - No. Here, why don't you take this? - Are you sure? 384 00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:39,235 - Yeah. - Oh, thank you. 385 00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:43,220 There. 386 00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,775 What are you doing? 387 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,826 Just trying to make the most of our time in here. 388 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:51,230 You want something? 389 00:17:51,508 --> 00:17:53,630 I just... I really hate your attitude right now. 390 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,576 Well, what would you like me to be doing instead? 391 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,246 I'd like for you to get us out of here. 392 00:17:57,270 --> 00:17:58,876 How am I supposed to do that? I'm not an engineer. 393 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,820 I wouldn't know the first thing about dismantling a refrigerator. 394 00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:02,510 I knew it! 395 00:18:02,535 --> 00:18:04,255 - Oh, my God. - Shane, I found them! 396 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,450 - They're doing it in the walk-in. - What are you doing? 397 00:18:06,475 --> 00:18:08,020 No, no, no, we're not doing it! 398 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,675 Oh, you're not... ? 399 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,466 - It broke off! We're stuck! - We're stuck! 400 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,346 - Okay, okay, okay, no problem. - It'll be easy to open it. 401 00:18:13,370 --> 00:18:14,976 - I think it's like a twist... - No, no, it's a pull. 402 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:15,860 - Push, push, yeah. - It's a pull. 403 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:17,930 - Oh. - Oh. 404 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,685 - Oh, fuck. - It's fine. 405 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:20,856 Don't worry. 406 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,320 It's okay, it's okay. 407 00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:24,355 - It's okay, we'll get you out. - No. Will you, though? 408 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,606 - There are ways to do this. - Obviously. 409 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:26,906 - Don't panic. What? What? - Shane. 410 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:27,986 - I got it. Whack it. - Oh, my God. 411 00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:29,695 No. What the hell 412 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,866 am I supposed to do with this? I'm not whacking this. 413 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:32,650 - Okay, um... - No. 414 00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:35,686 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna call 911. 415 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,496 - Again, again. - Great. Good idea. 416 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,785 - Got 'em on speed dial. - Um, hang tight. 417 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,336 You know, you should get a punch card. 418 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,706 Okay, it's gonna work out. 419 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,450 See, look, it's gonna work out. 420 00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:46,835 I just hate your positivity. 421 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,505 Don't be so positive right now. 422 00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,386 Okay, look, do you want me to say it's a disaster? 423 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,176 Of course it's a disaster. We're stuck in a fridge 424 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,056 on our wedding day, but you know what I'm not gonna do? 425 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,770 I-I'm not... I'm not gonna start yelling about it. 426 00:18:56,795 --> 00:19:00,056 Well, why not? That would be a perfectly reasonable thing to do. 427 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,645 Because I have worked really hard to quiet those parts of me 428 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:06,735 so I wouldn't hurt you and I am afraid that if I let them out, 429 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,866 then I won't be able to shove them back inside. 430 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:12,023 I love those parts of you. 431 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,860 - You do? - Yes. 432 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:19,190 I love all the parts. 433 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,650 Good news. 434 00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:22,780 Okay, really, really, really good news. 435 00:19:22,805 --> 00:19:24,835 And just a little bit of bad news. 436 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,510 Okay, but the good news is that the fire department's coming 437 00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:29,335 and they're gonna get you out of here. 438 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,925 Yeah, but the bad news is that there's a fire in La Ca�ada, 439 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,466 and they don't know when they can send someone over here. 440 00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:35,846 - Fuck. - Right. Just like 441 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,516 - a little bit of a delay. - Fuck. This is 442 00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:38,806 fucking ridiculous. I can't fucking believe this. 443 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,555 - All right, look... - Fucking... 444 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,435 Um, look, I'm not gonna tell them. They said hours. 445 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,936 - Goddamn it. - Look, we are gonna 446 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,100 get out of here, okay? We are, all right? 447 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:50,120 But before we do, we have to establish a new rule. 448 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,275 Okay. 449 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,026 It's just like we were doing in therapy. 450 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,446 We have to put our relationship first. 451 00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:55,945 - Yes. Yes. - Okay? 452 00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:57,446 - I will, I promise. I will. - Yes. 453 00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:59,940 We have to promise to be our whole selves. 454 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,911 - A hundred percent of the time. - Are you sure? 455 00:20:03,142 --> 00:20:04,692 - Yes. - Like a hundred percent? 456 00:20:04,857 --> 00:20:06,206 You have to trust that the peaceful, 457 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:07,796 calm parts of you will still be there. 458 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:09,715 Alice! Alice! 459 00:20:09,915 --> 00:20:13,296 Call Tasha right now and get us the fuck out of here because I 460 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,806 am going to marry the love of my life 461 00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:17,635 today if it is the last fucking thing that I do! 462 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,500 - Go! Go, go, go, go! - Okay, yes, ma'am. 463 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,060 Will you just say "please"? 464 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,300 Shane, can we use your phone? 465 00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:26,522 Better? 466 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,532 - Yes. - Okay. 467 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,600 Yeah. 468 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,370 That's it. 469 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,495 Yes, Dre, and of course I want you to come because... 470 00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:41,325 I love you. 471 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:42,923 If I say it three times, will it make 472 00:20:42,947 --> 00:20:44,520 up for not saying it when I should've? 473 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,299 - I love you. - Yo, Dani. 474 00:20:48,570 --> 00:20:51,205 - I love you. - All right, that's enough, bro. 475 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:53,425 Get off the phone. 476 00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:56,080 - You are rolling way too hard for that. - I am not. 477 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,466 I don't even feel anything right now. 478 00:20:58,031 --> 00:21:01,260 I just love them. Like, Dre is so nice. 479 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,468 And special and normal. 480 00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:08,685 - God, my jaw hurts. - You need candy. You're rolling. 481 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,856 Here, guys. Uh, they didn't have any Hi-Chews 482 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,026 - but they had these. - Ooh. 483 00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:13,180 - Yes. - There you go. 484 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:15,140 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 485 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,940 Is it... ? Hi, hi. 486 00:21:17,315 --> 00:21:18,485 Hi, everybody. 487 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:21,133 So, we're experiencing a bit of a delay. 488 00:21:21,476 --> 00:21:23,880 Um, seems the brides are stuck in a refrigerator. 489 00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:26,916 You know, I look at it like Bette and Tina 490 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:29,227 took a long, winding road to their marriage 491 00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:32,520 so we're gonna take a long, winding road to their ceremony. 492 00:21:32,545 --> 00:21:34,505 And we'll do the whole "I do" thing later. 493 00:21:34,530 --> 00:21:36,926 Uh, other than that, enjoy the open bar. That was me. 494 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,216 - Whoo! Yeah! - And that's it, have fun. 495 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,580 Lots of snacks. Yeah. Okay. 496 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:44,420 ? I've been busy as a busy bee ? 497 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,510 Oh, my gosh. 498 00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,226 Does she know that this is like elevator music? 499 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,266 This is my fucking jam. 500 00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:50,450 Oh, she's gone. 501 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,395 Man, I miss that Dani. 502 00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,776 - Wow. - She gone-gone. 503 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,400 Look at her, she looks so pretty. 504 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,190 You go, Dani. Drop it lower. 505 00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:05,206 - Aww. - You sure you're not feeling it? 506 00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:06,650 ? Fly girls do it like this ? 507 00:22:06,850 --> 00:22:08,910 ? Money and all the fly shh you want ? 508 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,910 ? Fly girls do it like this ? 509 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:13,070 ? Watch your mouth, check your tongue... ? 510 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:16,886 I don't know, I don't know... 511 00:22:16,910 --> 00:22:19,080 I just, I really love this song, right? 512 00:22:19,217 --> 00:22:22,357 And it loves you. It loves you. 513 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:25,590 Nice meeting you, Sophie Suarez. I'm out. 514 00:22:25,704 --> 00:22:26,794 Nice... Nice... 515 00:22:26,939 --> 00:22:29,119 Nice to meet you, too. 516 00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:32,095 - Fuck. - Are you hitting that? 517 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,100 You should. You should. You should. 518 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,699 That... that's Pippa Pascal. 519 00:22:35,882 --> 00:22:40,098 She's, like, this super principled Topanga Canyon, 520 00:22:40,123 --> 00:22:42,133 like, hippie artist. She dated Bette. 521 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:43,496 - And she... - Bette? Bette Porter? 522 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,800 Yes, Bette Porter. 523 00:22:44,825 --> 00:22:47,490 And she totally thinks I'm the devil, but I love her. 524 00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:49,210 - Okay. - She's, like, so pretty. 525 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:50,836 - She's so pretty. - Yeah, please go have some fun. 526 00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:52,126 - Yeah? - Yes, go have fun. 527 00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:53,125 - I should go? - Fun is so fun. 528 00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:54,660 - You think so? - Yeah. 529 00:22:54,685 --> 00:22:56,006 Oh, my God, okay, okay, okay. Hold this, hold this. 530 00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:56,925 - Bye-bye! - Do it, do it, do it! 531 00:22:56,950 --> 00:22:59,540 Yeah. 532 00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:04,135 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. 533 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,630 W-What's wrong? 534 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,105 - I just love Sophie. - Okay. 535 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:12,605 I never thought that we'd be friends again. 536 00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:15,235 But we are. We're like... We're really friends. 537 00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:18,656 - You're rolling. - Okay, yeah, I think 538 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,316 - I'm feeling something now. - Yeah. 539 00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:22,326 - Thank you. - Absolutely. Be right back. 540 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:23,785 Hey, hey. 541 00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:27,155 Are you leaving? Like... for good? 542 00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,916 I mean, they haven't even gotten married yet. 543 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,626 You know, I'm happy for them, but not happy enough to wait this out. 544 00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:34,050 Fair enough. I mean, it's very evolved of you 545 00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:35,840 to even show up at an ex's wedding. I get it. 546 00:23:35,865 --> 00:23:38,175 Oh, so you've been sniffing around about me? 547 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,175 - Just a little bit. - Mm-hmm, a little bit. 548 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,546 Okay... 549 00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:44,163 But don't give me too much credit. 550 00:23:44,188 --> 00:23:47,345 I'm not exactly upset that they're locked in a fridge. 551 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:49,645 - You feel? - Wow, okay. 552 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:52,122 This level of petty? I really aspire to it. 553 00:23:52,147 --> 00:23:53,855 It's good, it's good. 554 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,816 That'd be me. Well, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody, right? 555 00:23:56,841 --> 00:23:58,061 Right. 556 00:24:01,175 --> 00:24:03,884 Well... before you go, 557 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:06,440 do you want to have some harmless fun? 558 00:24:06,465 --> 00:24:08,925 You know, real fast? A little Tokyo Drift? 559 00:24:14,615 --> 00:24:15,665 Congratulations. 560 00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:16,700 - Thank you! - Bye! 561 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,330 Oh, my God. 562 00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:24,571 Guys? 563 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:25,790 Over there. 564 00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:27,350 - Hey, guys? Hi! - Hi! 565 00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:29,056 Angie. Oh, my God! It's so good to see you. 566 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,555 It's good to see you, too. Are you okay? 567 00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:32,846 - Yeah. - Yeah. 568 00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:34,396 Hi. Congratulations on your big day. 569 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:37,300 - What the fuck is he doing here? - Thanks for asking. 570 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:40,695 Yeah, I was thinking about our conversation we had earlier. 571 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,405 - Uh-huh. - And I decided that 572 00:24:42,430 --> 00:24:43,566 all you need to do is just to get to know him better. 573 00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:44,900 No. No. 574 00:24:44,925 --> 00:24:46,452 I don't need to get to know him better, okay? 575 00:24:46,477 --> 00:24:49,544 So, unless he's willing to acknowledge the power dynamics, 576 00:24:49,569 --> 00:24:52,245 then there's really nothing to discuss, for fuck's sake. 577 00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:54,206 - I'm just gonna go. - No, no, no, no, please. 578 00:24:54,230 --> 00:24:55,415 - Yeah. - No. 579 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,530 Please, please, please. 580 00:24:56,555 --> 00:24:58,205 - Angie, this-this was a mistake. - Hendrix, 581 00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,916 - it's not a mistake. - Hey, I would've loved 582 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:01,506 to spend more time with you before I go, 583 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:03,780 - but I don't think... - Go? Go where? 584 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:08,416 New York. I'm moving there. 585 00:25:09,265 --> 00:25:11,435 - I'm sorry, what? - Um, my book 586 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,686 got a bite from a pretty major publishing house. 587 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:15,266 - Oh, my God. - And I-I was trying to find 588 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,606 the right time to tell you, and I don't think... 589 00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:20,236 I thought we had something real. What the fuck are you talking about? 590 00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:22,085 - Hey, hey, this... - Don't do that. 591 00:25:22,515 --> 00:25:24,525 Don't try to act like you actually give a shit. 592 00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:29,620 Okay, this is something real, but I need to focus on myself. 593 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,960 And my career. 594 00:25:30,985 --> 00:25:32,955 And obviously I don't want 595 00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,535 it to be this way, but... 596 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,626 No, have fun in New York writing your fucking book. 597 00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,086 I hope it gets better reviews than the first one. 598 00:25:38,255 --> 00:25:39,415 - Because yikes. - Okay, 599 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,430 - you don't have to be mean about it. - You know what? 600 00:25:41,455 --> 00:25:43,925 Go fuck yourself, Hendrix! 601 00:25:57,975 --> 00:25:59,725 I just... 602 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:02,930 Just... Just don't say I told you so. 603 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:09,735 Yeah, it says it's idiot-proof, but... I can't do it. 604 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,427 I hear that, but you need to relax, babe. 605 00:26:12,452 --> 00:26:14,665 The clock is literally ticking on this sperm. 606 00:26:14,690 --> 00:26:16,785 No, I just, I-I feel like I'm dying 607 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,416 or something right now, I-I can't breathe. 608 00:26:18,454 --> 00:26:20,754 You're not gonna die. 609 00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:23,165 Look, we're about to have this cute little baby. 610 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,967 - You can die after. - What if we do die after? 611 00:26:25,992 --> 00:26:27,926 You know, the kid will be so messed up, I just... 612 00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:30,676 - We're not gonna die. - You can't know that for sure. 613 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,096 Okay, well, we'll write a will. 614 00:26:39,935 --> 00:26:41,605 - What if you die? - Well, if I die, 615 00:26:41,630 --> 00:26:43,030 I'm gonna take you with me. 616 00:26:43,055 --> 00:26:45,855 No. During childbirth. Or after. 617 00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:48,195 I don't know enough about your disability yet. 618 00:26:49,247 --> 00:26:51,754 Are you fucking kidding me right now? Seriously? 619 00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:54,155 This is the conversation we're having? 620 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,785 The heart is a muscle. 621 00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:58,375 I mean, sure, there could be complications, Micah. 622 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,880 - But all of the doctors told... - Labor is intense. 623 00:27:00,905 --> 00:27:02,245 I can fucking handle it. 624 00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:03,796 I want to talk about what happens if you can't. 625 00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:04,620 I don't want to talk about it. 626 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:14,650 Oh, my God. This is exactly what I need. 627 00:27:14,713 --> 00:27:16,343 Oh, shit. 628 00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:20,760 - Dude, give me another. - Rough day? 629 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:21,960 My ex is here. 630 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,140 So, yeah. 631 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:27,316 They are missing out. 632 00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:30,730 Yeah, no shit. 633 00:27:33,510 --> 00:27:36,230 All right. 634 00:27:38,695 --> 00:27:41,030 - Can I brag? - Oh, you better. 635 00:27:41,104 --> 00:27:45,364 The Hammer has offered me my first career retrospective. 636 00:27:45,729 --> 00:27:49,755 - Oh, my God. You're incredible. - Well, thank you. 637 00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:51,210 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 638 00:27:51,410 --> 00:27:52,886 And what about you? I mean, how did you... 639 00:27:52,910 --> 00:27:54,506 How did you start working 640 00:27:54,530 --> 00:27:56,523 for Alice? Like, what was your path? 641 00:27:56,882 --> 00:28:01,305 Well, I made two social justice-y docs... 642 00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:04,020 - Oh, that's what's up. - Coming out of grad school. 643 00:28:04,170 --> 00:28:06,530 And then the second one made its way to Sundance. 644 00:28:06,555 --> 00:28:07,355 Okay. 645 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:08,780 - Sundance. - Yeah. 646 00:28:08,805 --> 00:28:12,100 Sundance, we were there. And Alice saw it, 647 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:14,075 and she was really impressed, 648 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,286 so she called me and I just couldn't believe it was her 649 00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,920 and she said, "Hey, it's Alice Pieszecki," 650 00:28:18,945 --> 00:28:20,455 I died and... 651 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,200 - Right. - I've been working for her ever since. 652 00:28:23,225 --> 00:28:25,665 Wow. Wow. What a ride. 653 00:28:25,690 --> 00:28:26,770 - Yeah. - What a ride. 654 00:28:26,995 --> 00:28:28,585 So, what's next? 655 00:28:28,610 --> 00:28:32,460 Well, actually... uh, she just promoted me. 656 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,095 - Nice. - Yeah. 657 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,290 I meant though, what are you making next? 658 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:39,878 - Like what's your next doc about? - Oh, um... 659 00:28:41,436 --> 00:28:43,406 Eh? 660 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,430 Um, I... 661 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:50,395 I guess I'm still trying to figure that out. 662 00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:53,815 Well, I applied to this grant, but... 663 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,020 with the promotion, I just... 664 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:59,020 - I don't think it's the right time. - Mmm. 665 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:01,060 Is it ever the right time? 666 00:29:03,115 --> 00:29:05,535 Just got to make a move, right? 667 00:29:05,735 --> 00:29:07,806 - Yeah. - It's a winding road. 668 00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:10,545 But you're on it. 669 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:24,420 - Really, cow? - Oh, my God. 670 00:29:24,445 --> 00:29:26,315 Damn you, cow. 671 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:30,275 I guess we, uh, should be making our way back. 672 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:32,270 - Yeah, I guess. - Yeah. 673 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,560 Good evening, ladies and sir. 674 00:29:34,704 --> 00:29:36,065 Bye, cows. 675 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,020 So, uh, are you staying? 676 00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:40,936 Um... 677 00:29:42,078 --> 00:29:44,008 Can't leave now, can I? 678 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:57,005 - You're so pretty. - Fuck, it's about time you noticed. 679 00:29:57,030 --> 00:29:59,080 I've just been, like, standing next to you all day. 680 00:29:59,105 --> 00:30:01,174 I always think you're pretty. 681 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,720 - Oh, shit. My friend's here. - Who? 682 00:30:07,478 --> 00:30:09,717 G! What up, dude? 683 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:11,065 Rox, what's good? 684 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:12,890 It's so good to see you. 685 00:30:13,090 --> 00:30:14,526 G-Flip, hi. How do you two know each other? 686 00:30:14,550 --> 00:30:17,020 - Vegas. - Vegas. 687 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:19,700 They were out of tonic so I just went straight gin. 688 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:20,560 Thank you, darling. 689 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,730 Shut. Up. I'm sorry, I love your show. 690 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:29,200 And you are like so much prettier in person. Wow. 691 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,255 - She's the hottest. - That's really sweet. Thank you. 692 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,966 I actually dated a lesbian realtor named Gigi Ghorbani. 693 00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:36,796 - Do you know her? - Oh, my God, yes. 694 00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:38,926 I love her. I actually want her for next season. 695 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:41,215 Baby, what's her fianc�e's name again? 696 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,708 - I think it's Nat. - Nat! 697 00:30:42,733 --> 00:30:45,340 Yeah, remember she likes public sex? 698 00:30:45,406 --> 00:30:46,786 I love them. 699 00:30:46,908 --> 00:30:48,646 I feel like they'd be so perfect for the show. 700 00:30:48,670 --> 00:30:50,106 - Don't you guys think? - Did you say... 701 00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:51,800 Did you say fianc�e? Fianc�e? 702 00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:00,060 Hey, are you okay? 703 00:31:01,230 --> 00:31:03,707 - We can go if you want. - Aha. 704 00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:08,177 - I knew I had gum. - Yo, focus. 705 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,690 Are you okay? Do... 706 00:31:21,456 --> 00:31:23,296 Gigi loves gum. 707 00:31:28,563 --> 00:31:32,200 - I think I did it. - What did you do? 708 00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:35,380 I think I'm finally over her. 709 00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:38,390 Ha! 710 00:31:39,493 --> 00:31:41,033 Hell yeah, you are. 711 00:31:45,419 --> 00:31:48,765 - I wish this was real. - This is real. 712 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,850 No. 713 00:31:51,347 --> 00:31:56,080 You're gonna go back to Costa Rica and you're gonna forget about me. 714 00:31:56,233 --> 00:31:59,580 - I'm not. - Mm? 715 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:01,250 I got a condo in Echo Park. 716 00:32:01,778 --> 00:32:04,755 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did. 717 00:32:05,368 --> 00:32:08,000 I told you to call me when your heart healed 718 00:32:08,091 --> 00:32:11,442 and you called, so... I'm here. 719 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,300 Why didn't you tell me this earlier? 720 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,430 Oh, 'cause you were talking about Dre all day, I got... 721 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:21,020 - some self-respect. - So, you're really staying? 722 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:22,986 - Yeah. - You're really... 723 00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:24,190 Yeah, I really am. 724 00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:34,210 Thank you for coming. 725 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,916 Surprised you called 726 00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:37,706 since you ran away from me the last time I saw you. 727 00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:39,190 Well, it was an emergency, 728 00:32:39,215 --> 00:32:41,215 so, you know, I put aside my feelings... 729 00:32:41,415 --> 00:32:43,710 for the greater good. 730 00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:46,040 - Mm. Okay. - Stand back. 731 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:48,825 One, two, three. 732 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:51,845 Oh, okay. 733 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:53,760 - Oh, you're freezing. - I know. I know. 734 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,010 Whoa. 735 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,840 - Hey. How are you? - Tasha, hey. 736 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,340 - Thank you for saving us. Oh, my God. - Yes, of course. 737 00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:01,995 - Please stay if you want. - Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 738 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,065 - So good to see you. - We got to go get ready. 739 00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:04,530 All right, congratulations. 740 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,655 They want you to say. 741 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,680 - See that? - What? 742 00:33:07,705 --> 00:33:09,175 That, right there. 743 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,900 That's how you greet a person when they save you. Or your kitten. 744 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,580 - Jesus, I am not ignoring you. - Yeah. 745 00:33:19,605 --> 00:33:21,407 - Yeah, you are. - Any of us could die 746 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,140 - at any given moment. - Why won't you just admit that 747 00:33:24,165 --> 00:33:25,426 - it's different with you? - That's how you see me? 748 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:27,175 - Fragile? Breakable? - No. 749 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,920 But we have to talk about this before we have a baby. 750 00:33:29,945 --> 00:33:33,245 I'm just so fucking confused why you bring this up right now. 751 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:35,266 Because I didn't want to say the wrong thing. 752 00:33:35,290 --> 00:33:37,226 - Just say what you need to say. - What if you die 753 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:39,936 and our kid asks me why we had them if we knew the risks? 754 00:33:41,989 --> 00:33:43,079 You know what? 755 00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,945 What the fuck? What are you doing? 756 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:47,946 I am calling it off. We're obviously not ready. 757 00:33:47,970 --> 00:33:49,616 You can't just fucking do that though. 758 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,956 You can't just make every life decision without me. 759 00:33:51,980 --> 00:33:53,406 You can't treat me like that. 760 00:34:01,075 --> 00:34:03,819 Micah! Where are you going? 761 00:34:04,685 --> 00:34:06,145 Micah! 762 00:34:07,956 --> 00:34:10,836 Wait, Micah. Wait. 763 00:34:23,877 --> 00:34:28,440 Hey, Max, um... It's, uh, it's Micah. 764 00:34:29,116 --> 00:34:32,650 Can I, um... can I come over? 765 00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:37,890 Just a splash. 766 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:39,610 Thank you. 767 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:50,335 Hey, um, so I have to refill some potpourri 768 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,175 and I could use an extra set of hands, with that. 769 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,585 - Okay. - Just gonna borrow you. Thank you. 770 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,686 I don't think I should actually put my number down 771 00:34:58,710 --> 00:35:00,710 just because of the fame and all, you know? 772 00:35:00,735 --> 00:35:03,350 You can fill this out, don't nobody want to call you. 773 00:35:03,725 --> 00:35:05,735 Okay, what is with the attitude? 774 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,120 Well, I am waiting for an apology. 775 00:35:08,145 --> 00:35:10,001 - For what? - When I came 776 00:35:10,026 --> 00:35:11,365 - to your house... - Yeah? 777 00:35:11,390 --> 00:35:12,536 You thanked every single firefighter but me. 778 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,530 - Sorry, I'm sorry, that's funny. - It's not funny. 779 00:35:17,555 --> 00:35:19,995 Your head is so far up your own ass. 780 00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:22,795 - Oh, my God! - And now that you're famous, 781 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:24,206 - I mean, you are the worst! - Okay, you know what? 782 00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:25,876 - You've really lost it. - It's obvious now 783 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:28,735 because you just... You could never handle my success. 784 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,200 - No. No. - And it is written all over you. 785 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,556 - It seeps out of your pores. - Not true. I did not want to be 786 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:35,226 your plus-one, you just wanted someone to hold your damn purse 787 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,386 - for you all the time. - I am not gonna apologize 788 00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:38,725 for having a career, Tasha. 789 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:41,895 - Yeah, but even before your career. - Before? 790 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,360 You were in love with Dana. 791 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,260 You talked about her so much, felt like I knew her. 792 00:35:50,413 --> 00:35:51,543 In a way. 793 00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:54,905 What did you just say? 794 00:35:54,930 --> 00:35:56,180 I'm sorry, I just... 795 00:35:56,205 --> 00:35:57,285 Okay, Alice. 796 00:35:57,310 --> 00:35:58,366 - Yeah? Oh. - Showtime. 797 00:35:58,565 --> 00:36:00,245 Oh, my God, thank you so much. 798 00:36:00,270 --> 00:36:01,916 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, no problem. 799 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:03,286 You saved the day, really. 800 00:36:03,310 --> 00:36:04,706 - She saves everybody. - Yeah. 801 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:06,006 All right, I'm gonna go clean up the mess 802 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:07,870 - and get out of your hair. - Okay. 803 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:10,506 - Okay, okay. - Yeah, I know, I'm coming. 804 00:36:10,530 --> 00:36:11,620 Okay, sorry. 805 00:36:13,990 --> 00:36:15,880 - It wasn't really an emergency. - I figured that out. 806 00:36:15,986 --> 00:36:17,406 Oh, right. 807 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:18,936 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 808 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,760 - One second, one second. - Why? What? 809 00:36:21,038 --> 00:36:23,668 Full disclosure, my ex is here. 810 00:36:23,965 --> 00:36:25,105 Okay. 811 00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:28,450 We just broke up, so it's complicated. 812 00:36:28,475 --> 00:36:30,695 You're so cute. I'm not trying to marry you, 813 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:33,275 I'm just trying to fuck you. I'm married, already. 814 00:36:33,789 --> 00:36:35,535 - Oh. - Yes, I have a husband 815 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,946 waiting for me in Glendale. 816 00:36:36,970 --> 00:36:39,115 Okay, you didn't... You didn't mention that. 817 00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:40,786 I don't know if this is about Glendale or about the husband, 818 00:36:40,810 --> 00:36:42,746 but I'm gonna answer both. Glendale is cool, 819 00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,740 and so is the husband bit. 820 00:36:44,940 --> 00:36:47,130 We love each other and we also love to fuck other people. 821 00:36:47,155 --> 00:36:49,125 - Case in point. - And that works? 822 00:36:49,150 --> 00:36:51,660 - Does it feel like it's working? - Yeah. 823 00:36:51,765 --> 00:36:54,041 Okay, we were doing better when we were kissing. 824 00:36:56,370 --> 00:36:58,216 - Tristan for Kimmy. - Mm, go for Kimmy. 825 00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,770 We are ready to get started. 826 00:36:59,795 --> 00:37:01,515 I'm sorry. I got to go, 827 00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:03,150 apparently the wedding is beginning. 828 00:37:03,175 --> 00:37:06,720 - Thank you for a nice day. - No, thank you. I needed it. 829 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,260 - I'll see you out there. - Yeah. 830 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,835 You're so fucking predictable. 831 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:18,330 - Oh, my God. - Tess? 832 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,730 We are in position two. 833 00:37:28,232 --> 00:37:29,452 Look. 834 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:39,250 - They look good. - Yeah. 835 00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:55,775 - You ready? - Yes. Very ready. 836 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,986 Of course you fucked the wedding planner. 837 00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:58,010 Tess. 838 00:37:58,355 --> 00:38:00,325 You are a womanizing 839 00:38:00,350 --> 00:38:02,406 - piece of shit, Shane! - Oh, Christ, we got a wobbler. 840 00:38:02,430 --> 00:38:03,916 I'm gonna need staff on standby 841 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,456 just in case this gets a little messy. 842 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,876 - Again? - Let's not make a scene. 843 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,415 Let's go talk in private, Tess. Please. 844 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,456 - You think I'm mad at you? - I'm sorry. 845 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,870 - Just... I'll handle it. - I'm not mad at you! 846 00:38:13,895 --> 00:38:15,275 - Okay. - I'm... 847 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,845 - devastated! - I know, I know, I know. 848 00:38:17,870 --> 00:38:20,754 - Let's go speak in private. - You broke my fucking heart. 849 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,555 And you fucking killed my mother. 850 00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:26,645 - Are you drunk? - Jesus Christ. Yes, I'm drunk! 851 00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:29,590 You'd have to be to put up with all your shit! Oh, my God! 852 00:38:29,615 --> 00:38:30,815 - Okay, let's... - No. 853 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,186 - You and me, let's go talk. - No, let go! 854 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:34,815 No, I don't want to talk to you, let go! 855 00:38:37,455 --> 00:38:38,675 Is she okay? 856 00:38:38,930 --> 00:38:42,730 - That tracks. That tracks for today. - Okay, let me help you. 857 00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:44,706 - I don't want your help. - Hey, hey, I got it, I got it. 858 00:38:44,730 --> 00:38:46,416 - I can do it myself. - I'm too high for this shit. 859 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,335 This particular friend group is full of drama. 860 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,570 It's sloppy. 861 00:38:50,942 --> 00:38:53,082 It's okay. 862 00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:55,410 Come on. Let's get you cleaned up, okay? 863 00:38:55,610 --> 00:38:56,620 Okay. 864 00:38:57,431 --> 00:38:58,595 Hey. 865 00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:01,175 Hey, any ladies out there want to be 866 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,135 Shane McCutcheon's next conquest, huh? 867 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,985 - Oh, that's just great. - It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 868 00:39:10,334 --> 00:39:13,726 Tess, will you just hold up a second? Look, let me help you, okay? 869 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,680 No, thank you. 870 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,390 - I know what you're feeling, I... - No, you don't. 871 00:39:21,430 --> 00:39:24,041 Yes, I do. I've been there, okay? 872 00:39:24,066 --> 00:39:26,196 I think if we just... 873 00:39:26,687 --> 00:39:31,660 - Hey, let's just go to a meeting. - I don't want to go to a meeting. 874 00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:33,950 Okay, I get it, but, um... 875 00:39:34,325 --> 00:39:36,205 I don't want to be sober. 876 00:39:36,736 --> 00:39:39,210 Okay? I just want to have fun with my friends. 877 00:39:39,385 --> 00:39:40,765 - You know? - Tess... 878 00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:42,360 No, don't. 879 00:39:42,490 --> 00:39:45,290 - This isn't you. - Don't look at me with that... 880 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:50,645 - cute little face, okay? - Tess, look, just... 881 00:39:50,845 --> 00:39:53,400 Fuck this wedding. Let me just take you home. 882 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:55,451 - Let's go home. - I don't want to go there. 883 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,605 Ever again, okay? I'm... 884 00:39:57,805 --> 00:39:58,985 I'm happy. 885 00:39:59,185 --> 00:40:00,815 - No, you're not. - I'm happy. 886 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,060 Tess. 887 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,115 - Hey. - Hey. 888 00:40:05,140 --> 00:40:06,140 You want a ride? 889 00:40:06,165 --> 00:40:07,496 - Oh, my God, yes. - Let's go. 890 00:40:07,763 --> 00:40:10,610 No, Tess... Tess, get out of the car! 891 00:40:10,635 --> 00:40:13,665 - Tess, I'm not kidding. - Finley, you need to let me go. 892 00:40:13,690 --> 00:40:15,160 No, absolutely fucking not. 893 00:40:15,185 --> 00:40:16,836 - Get out of the car! - Let me go. Let me go. Drive. 894 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:18,506 Do not start that car! Tess, get out of the car! 895 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:20,125 Stop it. 896 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:23,290 Tess, please! Tess! Fuck! 897 00:40:23,315 --> 00:40:25,155 Whoo! Bye, Finley! 898 00:40:25,368 --> 00:40:27,828 Oh, fuck. 899 00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:29,278 Okay... 900 00:40:30,445 --> 00:40:35,769 Hmm. It's great. We'll just call it a statement piece. 901 00:40:41,951 --> 00:40:44,275 I'm sorry, I ruined your wedding. 902 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,116 - It's not your fault. - No, it is. 903 00:40:46,255 --> 00:40:47,695 I'm just glad you're okay. 904 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:48,900 Yeah. 905 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,360 Look, I mean... we've done worse. 906 00:40:51,735 --> 00:40:52,915 - We have? - Of course. 907 00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:54,376 Yeah, you left Carmen at the altar. 908 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,665 - Right. - You dated that vampire. 909 00:40:56,690 --> 00:40:58,370 - Oh. Oof. - Mm-hmm. 910 00:40:58,570 --> 00:41:00,120 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 911 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,040 I left you for Carrie. 912 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,710 It's okay, I slept with Candace in jail. 913 00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:07,215 - The carpenter. - The carpenter, mm. 914 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,056 Yeah, and we got through all that, so... 915 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,710 - Are we doing this? - Should we do this? 916 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:13,226 - Yes. - Let's do it. 917 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:15,050 - Thank you, ugh. - Thank Christ. 918 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,566 Okay, places, everybody. 919 00:41:22,590 --> 00:41:24,196 Places. This is showtime, people. 920 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:26,735 Here we go. Phase two. We're feeling good. 921 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,616 We're smiling, even if we don't want to. 922 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,080 I know I am. Just kidding. I'm happy to be here. 923 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,570 Bette. 924 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:24,504 Bette Porter. 925 00:42:24,887 --> 00:42:26,887 You are everything to me. 926 00:42:27,395 --> 00:42:30,727 Your fierce passion inspires all of us. 927 00:42:31,368 --> 00:42:34,435 To stand boldly in our convictions 928 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:37,325 and fight for each other when no one else will. 929 00:42:37,489 --> 00:42:41,887 And to love with everything that we have. 930 00:42:43,725 --> 00:42:46,485 Bette, you are my first, my second... 931 00:42:46,510 --> 00:42:50,824 and my third love. 932 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,730 And today I vow that you will be my last. 933 00:42:58,125 --> 00:42:59,514 Tina Kennard... 934 00:43:03,686 --> 00:43:05,976 Your name still gives me butterflies. 935 00:43:07,530 --> 00:43:09,299 From the moment we met, 936 00:43:09,494 --> 00:43:12,670 my soul has burned brighter because of you. 937 00:43:13,831 --> 00:43:17,970 You are the sun at the center of my universe. 938 00:43:18,503 --> 00:43:20,316 You are my home. 939 00:43:20,925 --> 00:43:23,640 Thank you for your warmth, 940 00:43:24,015 --> 00:43:27,461 your wisdom, and your steadiness. 941 00:43:28,093 --> 00:43:29,890 Thank you for Angie. 942 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:32,859 And thank you for loving me. 943 00:43:33,890 --> 00:43:36,900 And I vow to love and care for you 944 00:43:36,998 --> 00:43:39,428 for the rest of our days, 945 00:43:39,995 --> 00:43:41,545 with all that I am. 946 00:43:55,410 --> 00:43:58,800 With this ring, I thee wed. 947 00:44:02,505 --> 00:44:04,395 And with this ring, 948 00:44:04,587 --> 00:44:06,387 I thee wed. 949 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:09,730 - I love you. - I love you, too. 950 00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:14,905 By the power vested in me by ordainmefast.net, 951 00:44:14,930 --> 00:44:17,420 I now pronounce you married for life! 952 00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:48,930 Wait. 953 00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:51,430 Tasha. 954 00:44:51,805 --> 00:44:54,615 - Hey. - Hey. 955 00:44:54,815 --> 00:44:58,495 Um, look, I didn't include your number on that incident report, 956 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,560 - but if something comes up... - I'm sorry. 957 00:45:02,570 --> 00:45:03,935 Wow. 958 00:45:05,650 --> 00:45:07,950 I-I'm... I never... 959 00:45:08,150 --> 00:45:10,756 I don't think I've heard you use those words with me before. 960 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,755 I just... I don't know if this 961 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:14,636 is really gonna make a difference at this point, 962 00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:16,216 but I-I need you to hear something. 963 00:45:17,227 --> 00:45:19,975 When I lost Dana, it really did almost kill me. 964 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,645 And I... and I did make my life really, really busy 965 00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:25,110 so I wouldn't have to think about her. 966 00:45:25,135 --> 00:45:27,065 So, I get why you left. 967 00:45:27,090 --> 00:45:30,220 Uh... Thank you. 968 00:45:30,595 --> 00:45:32,485 And, uh, you're right. 969 00:45:33,002 --> 00:45:35,593 About you getting famous, um... 970 00:45:36,930 --> 00:45:40,825 You know, it all just moved a little too... fast for me 971 00:45:40,850 --> 00:45:43,825 and, you know, I'm just not from that world and... 972 00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:46,400 Of course, I get it. I know. I know. 973 00:45:49,990 --> 00:45:51,910 Uh... 974 00:45:53,552 --> 00:45:56,220 I'm gonna let you get back to your party, but... 975 00:45:56,245 --> 00:45:58,755 What do you... Well, do you want to... ? 976 00:45:58,955 --> 00:46:00,175 Do you want to dance? 977 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,926 Do you have, like, a fire to put out or... ? 978 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:05,186 - Like... - That's not what I... 979 00:46:05,287 --> 00:46:07,053 That's not what you thought I was gonna say? 980 00:46:07,078 --> 00:46:08,968 - No. - Because I don't mean like... 981 00:46:09,090 --> 00:46:10,850 - Ah. - I don't want to go, like, 982 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,640 cut a rug, I just want to like maybe just one dance, with me. 983 00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:18,190 Yeah, I would like that. 984 00:46:18,390 --> 00:46:20,366 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. One dance, though. 985 00:46:20,390 --> 00:46:22,020 - One. - Okay, yeah, I won't... 986 00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:23,656 - I won't keep you all night. - Okay. 987 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,286 Is this on all the time? 988 00:46:25,310 --> 00:46:27,460 - Your walkie? - Yes, it is. I'm working. 989 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:31,045 - Can I do like one emergency? - Absolutely not, no. 990 00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:33,876 Just not like, "Oh, my God, we need everybody, hurry"? 991 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:35,200 - No? - No. 992 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,220 I can't believe we finally did this. 993 00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:52,760 It was worth the wait. 994 00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:03,905 Yeah, anyway, so he's a piece of shit. 995 00:47:03,930 --> 00:47:05,850 He's moving to New York, so I don't care. 996 00:47:06,065 --> 00:47:07,825 So are you glad you broke his window? 997 00:47:07,850 --> 00:47:08,990 - Yes. - Good. 998 00:47:09,190 --> 00:47:10,990 I am so glad that I broke his window. 999 00:47:11,190 --> 00:47:14,025 - That guy's a narcissist. - Agreed. 1000 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:17,270 Want to dance? 1001 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,137 Maybe later. 1002 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,595 I'm gonna call Bella. 1003 00:47:22,795 --> 00:47:26,331 Um, I need to apologize to her. I fucked up. 1004 00:47:26,356 --> 00:47:29,765 - Thanks a lot. - I know someone will dance with you. 1005 00:47:29,790 --> 00:47:31,220 You promise? 1006 00:47:32,078 --> 00:47:33,395 Let me know how it goes. 1007 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:35,600 - Okay. Bye. - Love you. 1008 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,930 Love you, too. 1009 00:47:37,130 --> 00:47:42,230 Wait, so is it month to month, or... ? 1010 00:47:42,605 --> 00:47:45,075 Oh, no. I-I bought it, it's mine. 1011 00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:46,955 I'm staying. 1012 00:47:48,508 --> 00:47:51,740 Sorry, I'm coming down and I-I'm just having a... 1013 00:47:52,115 --> 00:47:56,290 - a hard time believing this. - Oh, it's real. 1014 00:47:56,315 --> 00:47:57,855 I'm real. 1015 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,382 Hi. 1016 00:48:06,585 --> 00:48:08,800 - Hey. - I'm sorry. 1017 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,510 No, no, none of that was your fault. 1018 00:48:11,670 --> 00:48:14,300 No, not... Not about that, I just... 1019 00:48:15,882 --> 00:48:17,435 There's obviously a lot going on with Tess 1020 00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:20,560 I didn't know about and I... 1021 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:25,405 I definitely... shouldn't have yelled at you, on Halloween. 1022 00:48:25,430 --> 00:48:29,610 - I was out of line. I'm sorry. - All is forgiven. 1023 00:48:30,195 --> 00:48:33,166 Yeah. Will you let me know if you hear from her? 1024 00:48:33,190 --> 00:48:34,780 Yeah. 1025 00:48:36,296 --> 00:48:37,586 You want to dance? 1026 00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:44,675 - What do you say? - Okay. Sure. 1027 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:47,080 Come on. 1028 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:51,920 I need to say hi. 1029 00:48:55,387 --> 00:48:56,727 - What's up? - How are you? 1030 00:48:57,055 --> 00:48:58,145 I'm good. 1031 00:48:58,170 --> 00:49:00,930 - Good to see you again. - You, too. 1032 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:16,780 - Let's go back to the room. - Mm. Yes, please. 1033 00:49:34,948 --> 00:49:36,856 You've got go to be fucking kidding me right now. 1034 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,510 Of course. 1035 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,720 That's okay. 1036 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:49,150 - I'd rather walk, with my wife. - Me, too. 1037 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,300 You know, we could get a room. 1038 00:50:12,811 --> 00:50:14,523 We could. 1039 00:50:15,887 --> 00:50:18,435 But it's nice to have something to look forward to. 1040 00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:21,605 - Uh-huh. - All right. 1041 00:50:21,630 --> 00:50:23,270 - Yes. - Player players. 1042 00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:33,900 - Dani. - Yeah? 1043 00:50:44,030 --> 00:50:46,810 It's Tess. 1044 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:48,465 Hi, where are you? 1045 00:50:48,490 --> 00:50:50,636 Hi, this is the L.A. Police Department. 1046 00:50:50,834 --> 00:50:52,810 - Is this Sarah Finley? - Is she okay? What? 1047 00:50:52,835 --> 00:50:55,092 I'm calling regarding Tess Van De Berg. 1048 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,550 Uh, yeah. 1049 00:51:03,470 --> 00:51:05,396 Was today everything you dreamed it would be? 1050 00:51:05,420 --> 00:51:07,390 Yes. 1051 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:10,115 - Really? - It was perfect. 1052 00:51:10,746 --> 00:51:13,325 Yeah, it was, in a weird way. 1053 00:51:13,350 --> 00:51:15,440 But, darling... 1054 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,200 I hope our friends get to feel this someday. 1055 00:51:18,342 --> 00:51:21,342 Yeah. Me, too. They deserve it. 1056 00:52:06,130 --> 00:52:11,130 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --